Do you like my new look?

I decided to do a complete make-over,
New Make-up,
New hair,
and a new body too.

Keep your pants on.

My Saturday

So this morning I met Mum and Brother at the Bellagio Museum. Brother needed moral support while he braved an appearance at the museum for his art class. I didn't mind being his cheerleader. I am so proud to see him so grounded--FINALLY! Anyway, a few minutes after we entered we spread out to take a look at the famous Impressionists paintings (I was actually impressed and I have see great art in Paris!). After wandering around for about half an hour looking at art with a very large crowd, I spotted Hottie. Boy, was he cute AND checking me out. I let myself stare a little longer then I should have...on purpose.

*Disclaimer-I am happily married and I don't ever bring these guys home, but I enjoy flirting here and there.

So as I continued to wander around the museum I quickly realized he was suddenly noticing the same paintings I was. Okay not really, I think he was pretending to look at the artwork, but really trying to check out my bod. There we were...Saying nothing... because you could hear a pin drop, but I couldn't help it I started fantasizing.

Damn it...Hubby is not at at home ready and waiting-that sucks! I guess that is what THE DRAWER is for.


The rest of my day isn't near as interesting. I get to write lesson plans, drink, grade papers, drink, and do report card comments, drink.

Cheers!

Fucking Sunday

Its Fucking Sunday and guess what...I don't have to fucking work tomorrow. How lovely is that? Spring Break is here and I am going to savor every fucking minute of it. Since today is Fucking Sunday that means that you have to get screwed today. If you don't, well then you will be unscrewed, or something. Whatever!
Get naked
and
busy
too!

Cheers!

Move Bitch, Get Out the Way Bitch

Its hard to defend rap music today
according to Chris Rock.

The man has a point! I love listening to rap music. I mean it. I love to play it all the way to work and rock out from the moment that I turn the key to the moment that I remove it. I can think of several times that my little monkeys giggled and whispered, "Is she serious? Teachers don't listen to rap."

I have been contemplating getting an Ipod. Well actually, I have been comtemplating stealing my husbands and allowing him to replace it with a video Ipod. I think my morning commutes could get even more interesting!

How you know you aren't gay...in case you are wondering

So the other day Dytz and I were chatting about sexual fantasies. I told him that at times I think about threesomes as I know this would make Hubby happy. I think I could get into it. Kissing a pretty girl wouldn't be so bad. Checking out her boobs, hell I could touch them that wouldn't be so bad. But I think I would choke as I moved south to her nether region. All I can think about is flossing my teeth. There is no way I want to eat pussy! Dytz agrees with my statement, hence we are quite sure he IS gay and I am NOT!