Flying By the Seat of my...

...Pants, I hope!
Tonight Hubby and I are off for a week of fun. We are flying by the seat of our pants on this trip to THE SOUTH! Although we have made some tentative plans it is really one big adventure and we are willing to change almost all of them if needed. I can't wait to look at houses in this foreign land, check out the shopping, look at job prospects, and enjoy a change of scenery! Why you ask would we go to such a far away place?

Well
that is a
LONG
story.
We have this great friend although I secretly think she could be a sociopath, as she is a big leader in the JM.
She created a problem for us and now we have to disappear.
You know what that means don't you?
We are looking forward to our next stint
in the Witness Relocation Program.
You see,
we are THAT important
that we must be relocated.
To keep us safe of course.

hmm...I seem to be taking to lying with such ease!
I am sure I will write more from "the road" as I quite possibly will be bored or going through withdrawl!

A woman's right to choose

I have been watching the news this morning for the first time in a week. So you can guess what I learned about...wtf is South Dakota thinking? The news about their new law banning abortion in nearly every instance is scary! Check out www.plannedparenthood.com for more info on the issue.

Can you spell it?

Ahhh...r-e-l-i-e-f spells relief. What a beautiful word. It explains my current feeling. The last month has been a busy one to say the least. In fact, it has been busier than normal. I am so fucking stressed about making time for my normal workload, plus the added research I am doing for work (although I am getting paid-score),and getting this house ready to sell! Oh my God, I am going to be moving soon. It is suddenly overwhelming beyond belief and really exciting at the same time.

A day in my life...I found some MadLibs at school today and did them with some of my students. Boy did we giggle. You would be surprised at what third graders can come up with! One of them was themed, "A day in my life..."
So I started thinking, I bet there is some goofy bloggy formula that would generate some crazy day. Here it is:

The first thing I did when I woke up was picked my nose. Then I walked my cat when I was attacked by Allah (the Muslim God). Then I said 'Holy shit dude!' and my cat kicked his ass and now my cat is a horse. Rock on!

I'm back!
Do you like my new look?

AHHHH!

Just think...in a week I will be on track break. I wish my life were less stressful at the moment.What a crazy week!